It Makes Me Nervous

Who's Your Daddy? Family Jokes Submitted by merk While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real father," she said, startling the whole family. "Yes, he is!" Andy replied. "No, he's not," Jennifer insisted. "God is your heavenly father." Then pointing at her dad, she said, "That's your homely father!"

It Makes Me Nervous Money Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Sally: Hmmm... there was something else I had to buy, and I can't think of it. Mary: Was it tuna fish... or cereal… or sugar… or coffee? Sally: No, none of those things. Especially not coffee! I don't drink that awful stuff, it makes me nervous! Mary: They have decaffeinated coffee, you know? Sally: It's not the caffeine that makes me nervous... it's the price!

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Thought Of The Day: Reading In Dreams When was the last time you were reading a book or magazine in a dream? If you are like most people, you won't be able to recall. More than likely, it has never happened. While not impossible, it is highly unlikely. Why does it not happen? Reading is a function of the right side of the brain. Dreaming comes from the left side. When you are dreaming, the right side of your brain is at rest.

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