He Knows

All I Want for Christmas Marriage Jokes Submitted by Everleigh Bobbie to neighbor: "What are you getting your children for Christmas?" Neighbor: "Well, if my husband doesn't stop staying out until three in the morning, I'll be getting my kids a new dad."

He Knows Holiday Jokes Submitted by HENNE As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can't do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don't worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I've been bad or good, but he doesn't know if you dropped a cookie on the floor?"

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