Birthday Song

Monster Under My Bed Relationship Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!" Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."

Birthday Song Family Jokes Submitted by merk It was our great aunt's birthday, so we decided to call her up and sing "Happy Birthday." Only trouble was we dialed the wrong number. "Don't let it bother you," said the voice on the other end, "you need all the practice you can get."

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