You Can't Just Leave Me

Johnny's Math Lesson Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by merk The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten. "Johnny," the teacher asked, "where is the decimal point now?" "On the eraser!" came back the quick reply.

You Can't Just Leave Me Kid Jokes Submitted by merk I was walking through the store, and I kept hearing an annoying kid yelling, "Grandma!" I was walking past her when he finally found her. He said to her, "Grandma, where were you? You can't just leave me. What if someone kidnapped me?!" Grandma replied, "I'm sure they'd bring you back pretty soon."

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