Safety First

What Is the NSA? Political Jokes Submitted by ERS What is the NSA? A government organization that actually listens to you.

Safety First Marriage Jokes Submitted by aod318 A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around. The teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?" Grandpa replies, "Nope." "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?" "A wedding ring."

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Thought Of The Day: Where There Is No Path "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." --- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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