Getting Nicked

What Time Do We Leave? Airplane Jokes Submitted by maryjones On a recent flight to Chicago it seemed that all the departure times were coming and going. I inquired to the ticket agent, "What good are the departure times?" "Well," began the genial agent, "if it weren't for those posted departure times we'd have no way of finding out how late we depart."

Getting Nicked Religious Jokes Submitted by barber7796 The clergyman of a large church, having just arrived in Fort Smith, was being shaved by a local barber that was addicted to occasional drinking sprees. There was an unmistakable odor of whisky around the barber's face and the razor suddenly nicked the man's face. "You see, that comes from taking too much drink," said the clergyman. "You're right," said the barber. "Drinking does make the skin tender, that's a fact."

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