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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A family went to the mall to see Santa, but when it was three-year-old Maude's turn to sit on Santa's lap, she was shy and refused. Several times, Santa asked her to come to him, but she refused. Finally, he asked, "Would you like a present?" Maude replied, "Yes." Santa asked, "Can you come get it?" Maude responded, "Can you throw it?"
Why did Santa insist his niece graduate from college? To keep her off the North Pole.
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