السبت، 9 ديسمبر 2023

Hiding the Presents

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Caught Stealing Groceries
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by ERS

I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.

He got charged with shoplifting on two counts.
 

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Hiding the Presents
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Mary

I had finished my Christmas shopping early and had wrapped all the presents. Having two curious children, I had to find a suitable hiding place. I chose an ideal spot—the furnace room. I stacked the presents and covered them with a blanket, positive they'd remain undiscovered.

When I went to get the gifts to put them under the tree, I lifted the blanket and there, stacked neatly on top of my gifts, were presents addressed to "Mom and Dad, From the Kids."
 

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