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Professional Worrier

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Submitted by merk

Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?

Student: The wrong answer.
 

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Professional Worrier
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Submitted by wadejagz

Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help him. His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked, "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore."

"I hired a professional worrier and I haven't had a worry since," replied Jack.

"That must be expensive," Bob replied.

"He charges $5,000 a month," Jack told him.

"$5,000!!! How in the world can you afford to pay him?" exclaimed Bob.

"I don't know. That's his problem."
 

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