Professional Worrier

Tough Problem School Jokes Submitted by merk Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get? Student: The wrong answer.

Professional Worrier Misc Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help him. His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked, "What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore." "I hired a professional worrier and I haven't had a worry since," replied Jack. "That must be expensive," Bob replied. "He charges $5,000 a month," Jack told him. "$5,000!!! How in the world can you afford to pay him?" exclaimed Bob. "I don't know. That's his problem."

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