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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Two sons inherited a large piece of property. For months, they fought over how to divide the land. Finally, they took their problem to their rabbi and asked him to solve it. "Toss a coin," he said. "The one who wins, divides the land." "That's no good," said one brother. "We're right back where we started." The rabbi concluded, "Not so. The one who wins divides the land; but the other gets first choice."
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