| The Joys of Ageing
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by Gary Greenfield • Threw out my back sleeping, and tweaked my neck sneezing, so I'm probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis.
• The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
• You know you're over 50 when you have 'upstairs ibuprofen' and 'downstairs ibuprofen'.
• I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.
• We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages... Metamucil and Ensure.
• You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
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