Spell-Checker

Drinking Fluids Doctor Jokes Submitted by Patsy Christian Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?" Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."

Spell-Checker Work Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling. So when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer" them, I had to set him straight. "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f," I wrote. "In case you've forgotten, spell-checker comes free with your Microsoft program." A minute later came his reply, "Must be dephective."

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