My Third Grade Teacher

Both Sides Of The Law Police Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How should I know?" the man answers, "I'm not a lawyer!"

My Third Grade Teacher School Jokes Submitted by Mary I'm now in high school, so when I ran into my third-grade teacher, I doubted she would remember me. "Hi, Miss Butcher," I said. "Hi, Eddie," she replied. "So you do remember me?" I asked. "Sure. You don't always leave a good impression, but you definitely leave a lasting one."

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