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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
My dog bit my husband and we had to put him down. I'll miss my husband.
An impotent bus driver went to his doctor for Viagra. Wanting to surprise his wife, he quickly downed one before starting his long drive home. When he got there, he didn't have to tell his wife what he'd done; the twinkle in his eye spoke volumes. They tore off each other's clothes and got to it! He managed to rise to the occasion three times! He thought his wife would be delighted, but instead, she said, "Your job is taking over our life." "What do you mean?" "Now even our sex life is like your bus service: nothing for ages and then three come all at once!"
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