الأربعاء، 3 يناير 2024

[CyberJoke3000] January 3, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you know U.S. taxpayers are paying millions of dollars each year to maintain superyachts? This video explains and, yes, it is complicated.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"What's new at work, dear?" "Nothing. Remember: I teach history!"

A girl in a wheelchair was enjoying a day at the beach when a gorgeous beach god approached her. She said, "Excuse me, but may I ask a favor?" "Sure," he replied. "What can I do for you?" "You see, I've never been hugged." "Well, I can fix that!" he said, and gave her a nice long hug. Then she said, "You know, I've also never been kissed." So he leaned down and gave her a long passionate kiss. She enjoyed it a lot and said, "I've also never been fucked." So the guy picked her from her wheelchair and dropped her in the ocean.


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