Children For Sale

Take A Message Animal Jokes Submitted by Mike Ingo When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat, they take a message.

Children For Sale Family Jokes Submitted by srg After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I'd had enough. "I think I'm going to sell them," I hissed to my sister. "You're crazy," she said. "For thinking of selling them?" "For thinking someone would buy them."

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Thought Of The Day: Like A Fingerprint How is a dog's nose print similar to the fingerprint of a person? They are alike in that no two are the same. Just like a fingerprint is unique to each person, a nose print is unique to each canine. A dog can be identified by its nose print.

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