I Wanted Some Coffee!

The Can Crusher Office Jokes Submitted by kellymario Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.

I Wanted Some Coffee! Word Play Jokes Submitted by ERS A waiter places a warm cup in front of the gentleman. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says, "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!" The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, "But, sir, you asked for fresh ground!"

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