الأربعاء، 17 يناير 2024

[CyberJoke3000] January 17, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Veritasium is concerned that many people don't understand the scale of the universe. I thought I did. Then I watched this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG8SwAFQFuU

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A young woman was our guide on a tour of the old Alaskan Gold Rush town of Skagway. I'd heard how guys are the majority in that part of the country, so I asked her, "What's the ratio of men to women here?" "In Skagway? About one to one. But I'm told Juneau has something like ten men for every woman," she said. "Why didn't you move there?" I asked. "The odds seem so much better." "Oh, the odds are good," she acknowledged with a smile, "but the goods are odd."

"I've got to give up drinking. I was so drunk last night that I just barely staggered home and upstairs to the bedroom." "So, what's so wrong with that?" "Well, when I opened the bedroom door, I was already in bed, making love to my wife!"


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