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Taylor Tomlinson is the new host of After Midnight on CBS. Here's a sample: Taylor on Conan O'Brien's show talks about growing up religious and abstinent.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Why don't mathematicians go to the beach? Because they don't need the sun to get a tan; they have sine and cosine!
Things No Dad Has Said, Ever: "Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost!" "Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll have fun on unchaperoned car dates." "I like your friends' 'up yours' attitude." "Here's my car keys and my credit card: go nuts!" "You want to play football? Figure skating's not good enough for you, son?" "Mother and I are going away for the weekend; you'll probably want to have a big party." "Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions." "I don't know what's wrong with your car. Just pay the mechanic whatever he asks." "Son, it's time we got you an earring, too." "You don't need to get a job. I make plenty of money for you to spend." "Father's Day? Ah, don't worry about that. It's no big deal."
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