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| Apple Watching
Misc Jokes
Submitted by S.Sovetts For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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| Fish Weight Loss
Misc Jokes
Submitted by merk Doug was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours.
Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."
Doug replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting."
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| Thought Of The Day: Not So Fast Mosquitoes are known to be many things. One thing they are not is fast. Mosquitoes are known to "top out" at 1.5 miles per hour. |
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