Her Last Words

Give A Bald Man A Comb Word Play Jokes Submitted by ERS What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"

Her Last Words Elderly Jokes Submitted by ERS I went to visit my elderly grandmother. I'll never forget her last words before she kicked the bucket. She said, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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