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Chaplain of the U.S. Senate Political Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?" He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."

The Best In Maine Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A hunting party is hopelessly lost. "I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!" one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader. "I am," replied the guide. "But I think we're in Canada now."

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Thought Of The Day: A Prickle of Porcupines What is it called when you have not one, not two, but three or more porcupines? That is called trouble! However, in scientific terms it is called a prickle of porcupines.

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