الثلاثاء، 30 يناير 2024

My Third Grade Teacher

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Police Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree.

The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?"

"How should I know?" the man answers, "I'm not a lawyer!"
 

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My Third Grade Teacher
School Jokes
Submitted by Mary

I'm now in high school, so when I ran into my third-grade teacher, I doubted she would remember me.

"Hi, Miss Butcher," I said.

"Hi, Eddie," she replied.

"So you do remember me?" I asked.

"Sure. You don't always leave a good impression, but you definitely leave a lasting one."
 

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