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What's Wrong, Doc?
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

"What's wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled."

"I can't figure out exactly what's wrong with you. I think it's the result of heavy drinking."

"Well then, I'll just come back when you're sober."

Only Once
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it."

So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"

But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it."

The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."

The bartender said, "Let me guess, your only son?"

[CyberJoke3000] February 5, 2024

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I fully intended to post some new sight gags tonight, but my car broke down and I got to share the cab of a tow truck with some nice Jordanian guys. So, here’s half a serving:
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