الثلاثاء، 21 مايو 2024

Needle In A Haystack

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Gym Problems
Puns
Submitted by pinkgalaxy3

Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym?

To get shredded!

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Needle In A Haystack
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Submitted by barber7796

Little Johnny was spending a week on his Uncle Pete's farm and was helping with the chores. One day he was helping the farm hands to spread out a stack of hay to dry out.

Finally Little Johnny could contain his curiosity no longer so he asked, as he was wiping his brow, "Uncle Pete, is it a needle in a haystack we're looking for?"

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