Needle In A Haystack

Gym Problems Puns Submitted by pinkgalaxy3 Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!

Needle In A Haystack Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by barber7796 Little Johnny was spending a week on his Uncle Pete's farm and was helping with the chores. One day he was helping the farm hands to spread out a stack of hay to dry out. Finally Little Johnny could contain his curiosity no longer so he asked, as he was wiping his brow, "Uncle Pete, is it a needle in a haystack we're looking for?"

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