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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller." "I thought they hired a new teller just last week." "Right. That's the one they're looking for!"
If My Body Was A Car: This is when I'd think about trading it in for a newer model. My finish has scratches and dents and is getting dull. I burn fuel inefficiently. My headlights are out of focus and hard to see things. I slide and skid in even the best weather. My whitewalls have varicose veins. It takes forever to reach maximum speed. When I cough, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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