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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A woman was in labor with their first child. Suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't. Couldn't. Wouldn't. Didn't. Can't." Her husband cried, "Doc! What's wrong with my wife?" The doctor replied, "Nothing. She's just having contractions!"
What did the pedophile say when he was paroled? "Wow, I feel like a kid again!"
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