You Can't Fish Here

A Giant's Pronouns Puns Submitted by Danny Jackson What are a giant's pronouns? Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.

You Can't Fish Here Sport Jokes Submitted by Bumpa Hennigar A fisherman began to drill a hole in the ice to fish when a voice called out, "You can't fish there." He moved the drill a few feet and began to drill again and the voice repeated, "You can't fish there either." After three more attempts he yelled, "Why can't I fish here?" "You can't fish anywhere here, this is an ice rink."

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