الأربعاء، 8 مايو 2024

The Patient Waiter

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Trust me, I'm Sleeping
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine

My doctor told me that I have a condition known as narco-somnia, which has symptoms of both narcolepsy and insomnia.

That's probably why I always sleep with one eye open.


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The Patient Waiter
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning. First, he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was to cold, this went on for about a half an hour.

To the surprise of the rest of the customers, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and very pleasant. So finally a customer asked, "Why don't you just throw out the pest?"

"Oh, I don't care," said the waiter with a grin, "we don't even have an air conditioner."

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