It Might Work Again

Looking For A New Accountant Business Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company just hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

It Might Work Again Marriage Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Recently, my husband put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper. A few days later, he did it again. "I'm so embarrassed," he moaned, reaching for the phone. "Why not tell her it was me this time?" I suggested. "Maybe I will," he said while dialing. "It worked the last time."

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