I'm On the Eraser Diet

Do You Play Hockey or Soccer? Doctor Jokes Submitted by Anonymous While giving a physical the doctor noticed that his patient's shins were covered with dark bruises. "Tell me," said the doctor, "do you play hockey or soccer?" "Neither," said the man. "My wife and I play bridge."

I'm On the Eraser Diet Doctor Jokes Submitted by sravanthi When I stepped on the scale at my doctor's office, I was surprised to see that I weighed 144 pounds. "Why don't you just take off that last four?" I joked to the nurse's aide as she made a notation on my chart. A few moments later, my doctor came in and flipped through the chart. "I see you've lost weight," he said. "You're down to... 14 pounds???"

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