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| Once for Yes
Sport Jokes
Submitted by srg Standing on the sidelines, during a game being played by my school's football team, I saw one of the players take a hard hit. He tumbled to the ground and didn't move.
We grabbed our first-aid gear and rushed out onto the field. The coach picked up the young man's hand and urged, "Son, can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no."
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| Fractured Dictionary, Part II
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein Baloney \ba-lo'-ne\: Where some hemlines fall.
Banquet \bang'-kwit\: Why the vocalist had no instrumentalists.
Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Boomerang \boo'-me-rang\: What's on top of the Ghost Cream Pie.
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| Thought Of The Day: When In Doubt "When it doubt, look intelligent."
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