الخميس، 16 مايو 2024

[CyberJoke3000] May 16, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Remember when that container ship hit the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore? Practical Engineering gives us an overview of vessel collision design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLOVv09n46g

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

You May Be Old If... You go an entire day without taking one picture with your phone. You increase your font size to "Billboard." You get carpal tunnel syndrome scrolling down to your birth year. You look down and decide your t-shirt needs ironing and then realize: you're naked. You wake up with a hangover when you didn't even drink last night. Childhood punishments like naps, being grounded, and not allowed to go to parties, are now your preferences. You hear elevator music and remember when that song came out. You refer to your knees as "good" and "bad." Your doctor now tells you slow down instead of the police!

"Oh, Daddy! You're home. How was your business trip?" "Long." "Daddy, our new next-door neighbor is so nice. You know how I have trouble with the window fogging up when I shower? He brought over some stuff and put in on my window and shower door. And, at no charge. Daddy? Daddy! Where are you going?"


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