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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A farmer's horse was ill, so he called the veterinarian. The vet said, "Your horse has a virus. Give him this medicine for three days. If he's not better by then, we'll have to put him down." The horse's friend, the pig, overheard this and encouraged the horse to "be strong, my friend. Get up and walk." Nothing. The next day, the horse was still down. The pig told him, "Come on, buddy. Get up or you're gonna die." The horse couldn't. On the third day, the pig told the horse, "Look, pal, it's now or never! Come on. get up. Have courage! Come on! That's it. Slowly! Great! Now walk. That's it! Now, faster. Come on. Run. Run more! Yes! You did it!" The farmer saw the horse running and shouted, "It's a miracle! My horse is cured! Let's have a party. I'll slaughter the pig!"
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back in the kitchen!
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