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[CyberJoke3000] May 30, 2024

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor!

Two Canadians died and went to Hell. The devil found them talking and laughing. Confused, he said, "You're in Hell. Why are you happy?" They said, "We were so cold where we came from. We're sick of cold and this place is nice and toasty." The devil was annoyed, stormed away and turned up the temperature. As he returned to the Canadians' room, all sorts of souls along the way begged him to turn the heat down. But when he found the Canadians, they were having a barbeque. "What are you doing?" he yelled. "We can't pass up this wonderful weather without celebrating!" The devil realized he'd made a mistake so he turned down the heat until was as cold as possible. Certain he had now won, he found the Canadians' room and they were celebrating even more. He shouted, "Now, why are you happy?" They said, "Hell is frozen over! That means the Leafs won!"


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