Just Put It In Park

Blame It On the Media Word Play Jokes Submitted by aod318 Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, yet one swat with a newspaper and it would die. Shows how toxic the media is.

Just Put It In Park Misc Jokes Submitted by Uwens Pomeroy Pulling into the crowded parking lot at the shopping center, I rolled down the car windows to make sure my puppy had fresh air. She was stretched full out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? "Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

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