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You've probably heard that Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy last week. But they had more problems just "endless shrimp." Venture capitalists and greedy owners played a part, too.
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George Clooney, Matt Damon, and Matthew McConaughey decided to make a film together. Clooney said, "I'll direct." Damon said, "I'll act." McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write!"
Billy Bob and Susie Jane were fooling around out in the cornfield. Billy Bob said, "Susie Jane, I'm so horny. You gotta let me have some." Susie Jane said, "I'm horny, too, so maybe I will, or maybe I won't, but iff'n I do, it's gonna cost you fifty cents." Billy Bob dug down in his pockets. "Susie Jane, I only got a quarter. Let's do it for a quarter." "Ain't no way I am gonna do it for no quarter. I want a half dollar." "Tell you what, Susie Jane. How about you just give me a quarter's worth?" Susie Jane said, "Do I look dumb? I know you ain' gonna stop." Billy Bob said, "I promise I'll stop whenever you say." So they got down between the rows of corn and started going at it. After a minute or so, Susie Jane moaned, "Billy Bob. Oh, Billy Bob!" "Oh, Susie Jane, my quarter cain't be up already." "Billy Bob, you see that big cornstalk over there on your left?" "Uh, huh." "And you see that big cornstalk on your right?" "Uh, huh." "You grab a'holt of them cornstalks, Billy Bob, cause I'm a'fixin' to loan you a quarter!"
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