Boat Captain

Free Quotes Misc Jokes Submitted by Gary Greenfield I saw a contractor's truck that offered free quotes. So I asked for one. He said, "To be or not to be, that is the question."

Boat Captain Misc Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A local laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn't swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it. "Is it true?" the newcomer asked incredulously. "You, a boat captain, can't swim?" "No I can't," the captain replied. "Can pilots fly?"

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