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Vertasium has a new video about the science of avalanches. Anyone who skis or hikes the backcountry needs to know this. Everyone will find it interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-V0YVzeI
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An elderly French woman ran a small shop in her village for years until the day a giant corporate supermarket set up right across the road from her. They put up huge signs advertising their prices, including one that read, "Butter - 10 francs." The lady shopkeeper then put a sign in her own window: "Butter - 9 francs." Soon, the supermarket advertised, "Butter - 8 francs." The next day, the lady's sign read: "7 francs." This went on for days until eventually one of her customers pointed to the sign and said, "Madame, you cannot keep your prices so low for so long! That big company can use its superior buying power to sell loss leaders, while a small shop like you cannot." In response, the old shopkeeper bent forward and muttered conspiratorially, "Monsieur, we don't even stock butter!"
I asked my wife to tell me the next time she has an orgasm. She said that she hates to phone me at work!
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