Motherly Grudges

Working Out One Liner Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today... That's 7 years in a row now...

Motherly Grudges Family Jokes Submitted by HENNE My mother says she never holds grudges but then will blindside you with something that happened years ago. Last week she said, "You know, you really hurt me on your birthday." And I was like, "Which birthday was that?" So she replied, "The first one. You have a really big head, you know."

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