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Chasing His Tail
Animal Jokes
Submitted by shopin55

As I watched my dog chasing his tail, I thought how easily dogs are amused...

Then, I thought how easily amused I am watching my dog chase his tail.


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What It Means
Little Johnny Jokes
Submitted by Chloe2015

The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. "Little Johnny, don't you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?"

"I got it from my dad, Miss," replies Johnny.

"Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don't know what all that even means?"

"Oh but I do," says Johnny. "It means the car won't start."

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