House of Representatives

Why is Dad's Hair White? Family Jokes Submitted by wildcats3333 Kid: Why is some of your hair white dad? Dad: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. Kid: Now I understand why grandpa's hair is all white!

House of Representatives Political Jokes Submitted by Pillowpack After serving for several years in the House of Representatives, Charlie decided to run for a seat in the Senate. A fellow congressman asked Charlie why he was making this change. Charlie explained: "My wife wanted me out of the house."

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