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| When We Were Kids
Misc Jokes
Submitted by merk It was different when we were kids.
In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts...
To make ashtrays for Mother's Day.
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| Good Intentions
Holiday Jokes
Submitted by HENNE Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."
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| Thought Of The Day: The Influence of a Mother "The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation."
- James E. Faust |
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