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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
As I drove our family away from Disneyland, my granddaughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie!" My grandson waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey!" I waved and said, "Goodbye, money!"
Prizes were being drawn in the raffle at the local Jewish Community Center. "4th prize, which goes to Hymie Goldfarb, is a Rolls Royce." Much applause. Hymie collected his keys. "3rd prize, which goes to Frank Myers, is a Rolls Royce and a check for $10,000." More applause. Frank collected his keys and check. "2nd prize, which goes to Abe Epstein, is this fruit cake." Total silence. Abe yelled, "What do you mean, a fruit cake? 4th prize was a Rolls, 3rd prize was a Rolls and a check, so how can 2nd be a damned fruit cake?" The presenter responded, "But, Abe: this fruit cake is special. It was made by the Rabbi's wife." "Fuck the Rabbi's wife!" yelled Abe. The presenter replied, "Sorry, that's the first prize!"
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