The Brakes Failed

I'm Going To Be A Father Work Jokes Submitted by Adie Peter I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early, I'm going to be a father!" "Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off!" When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk, "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?" "I dunno, I'll tell you in 9 months."

The Brakes Failed Programmer Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said, "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said, "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

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They say the police are interested in the welfare of the people. Then why do they ask me if I'm drunk, but never ask me if I'm hungry?

Two young lovers are high up in the mountains at a rustic cabin, sharing a romantic winter getaway. The man goes out to chop some wood for the fireplace. He rushes back inside, saying, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Oh, sweetie, just put them here between my thighs. That will warm them up." Sure enough, it works quite well, in fact! After lunch, he goes out to chop some more wood. Again he rushes back inside, saying, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" And again she says, "Oh, sweetie, just put them here between my thighs. That will warm them up." He does and again it works and with the same delightful results. After dinner, he chops enough wood to get them through the night. And again, when he returns, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" This time she just looks at him. "What's the hell? Don't your ears ever get cold?!"

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