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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
They say the police are interested in the welfare of the people. Then why do they ask me if I'm drunk, but never ask me if I'm hungry?
Two young lovers are high up in the mountains at a rustic cabin, sharing a romantic winter getaway. The man goes out to chop some wood for the fireplace. He rushes back inside, saying, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Oh, sweetie, just put them here between my thighs. That will warm them up." Sure enough, it works quite well, in fact! After lunch, he goes out to chop some more wood. Again he rushes back inside, saying, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" And again she says, "Oh, sweetie, just put them here between my thighs. That will warm them up." He does and again it works and with the same delightful results. After dinner, he chops enough wood to get them through the night. And again, when he returns, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" This time she just looks at him. "What's the hell? Don't your ears ever get cold?!"
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