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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I accidentally took my cat's medicine last night. Don't ask meow.
Three boys sat down at the breakfast table. Mother asked the oldest lad what he wanted to eat. "I want some fuckin’ French toast," he replied. His mother was outraged and sent him upstairs. She asked her middle son what he wanted. "Guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me!" he said. She was livid and sent him upstairs, too. Finally, she asked the youngest boy what he wanted. He meekly said, "I don’t know, but it definitely ain’t gonna be that fuckin’ French toast!"
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