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| The Complete Examination
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009 As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
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| Too Late
School Jokes
Submitted by Arthur Art Will Williams "Why are you late Freddie?" asked his teacher angrily.
"Please ma'am, it was late when I started from home."
"Then why didn't you start early?"
"Please, ma'am, it was too late to start early."
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| Thought Of The Day: Where Are Their Shoes "I'd like to have a kid, but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are."
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